Thursday, November 5, 2009

death knight rap WIP

[Intro]

[Girlish voice]
I mean, like, I guess I'll try arena
Arthas is just sooooo hot
I'm totally rolling a death knight
O M G look at my eyes
They're like sooo blue
What buttons should I press?
This one? Wow, that guy just blew up!
I have got to call my boyfriend!
[Changes to a serious, lower tone]
So I can tell him I've got a new hobby
I rolled Horde, darlin
Better watch your little gnome mage
Cause I'm going to make him my ghoul slave
So I decided I'd spec myself blood
My Heart Strikes cause an outright flood
of red pouring down the streets and staining the snow
And no, pretty belf, I'm not your Forsaken ho


**

Got it flowing through my veins
My little runeblade covered in brains

Immolate, conflagrate, chaos bolt, incinerate...
Chaos bolt is a favorite. <3

I specced blood and you're gonna die!
You Alliance fuckers can't deNY
That when your ass walks in the arena with your PVE gear
And those nelf ears in my face you get DEAD

Sunday, October 25, 2009

article 2.0

After the Civil War, Georgia faced the task of burying the Confederate and Union dead that lay across the state. Many soldiers had been killed in battle, such as the Atlanta Campaign, but numerous others passed away in hospitals from wounds and disease. Though most of the dead in Georgia were Confederates, a significant number were Union soldiers who died in action, from illness, or in prisons across the state, such as Andersonville.

Dead soldiers were moved to already existing cemeteries or to entirely new ones specifically dedicated to the Civil War. Nearly every sizable cemetery in Georgia contains individual graves of Confederate fallen or veterans who survived the war. Several have entire sections devoted to Civil War dead. A few cemeteries are still entirely focused on Confederate soldiers killed in the war.

In many Georgian Civil War cemeteries stone monuments or obelisks have been raised to honor the dead. Soon after the war, the United Daughters of the Confederacy placed iron crosses of honor on a significant number of graves. Later, soldiers' resting places were officially marked with regulation government headstones noting their service to the Confederacy during the Civil War.

Due to the devastating nature of warfare and the frequent inability to identify fallen men, many soldiers remained unnamed even after found. The condition of the corpses was often very deteriorated after battle because of wounds sustained and decomposition; many were initially buried near where they fell in mass graves. Frequently, fallen soldiers were left them without markers of their identities, causing their graves to be marked unknown.

Approximately 125,000 Georgians served the Confederacy in the Civil War, and around 25,000 died fighting across the United States. Inside the state itself, there were over four hundred battles and skirmishes that left many Union and Confederate dead near farms, homes, hospitals, and towns.

Existing cemeteries, like ones already established in Atlanta, filled with Civil War dead and had to be expanded. The following are Georgian Civil War cemeteries, though the list is not exhaustive:

Americus - Oak Grove City Cemetery - 129 Confederate with 45 unknown

Andersonville - Andersonville National Cemetery - 13,699 Union

Athens - Oconee Hill Cemeery - 12 unknown, 4 generals

Atlanta - Oakland Cemetery - 2,500 Confederate, 20 Union

Atlanta - Westview Cemetery - 347 Confederate

Augusta - Magnolia Cemetery - 300 Confederate

Barnesville - Greenwood Cemetery - 115 Confederate with 84 unknown, and 2 Union soldiers

Cassville - Confederate Cemetery - 300 unknown Confederate, 1 general

Columbus - Linwood Cemetery - 200 Confederate

Covington - Covington Confederate Cemetery - 67 known and 8 unknown Confederates

Dalton - West Hill Cemetery - 421 unknown Confederate, 4 known Confederate, 4 unknown Union

Forsyth - Forsyth Soldier's Cemetery - 299 unknown Confederate, 1 known

Griffin - Stonewall Cemetery - 500 Confederate, 1 Union

Jonesboro - Patrick R. Cleburne Memorial Cemetery - 600-1,000 Confederate

Kingston - Confederate Cemetery - 250 unknown Confederate, 2 Union

LaGrange - Confederate Cemetery - 300 Confederate

Macon - Rose Hill Cemetery - 600 Confederate and Union

Marietta - Confederate Cemetery - 3,000 Confederate

Marietta - Marietta National Cemetery - 10,000 Union with 3,000 unknown

Milner - Confederate Cemetery - 100 unknown

Moultrie - Greenfield Church Cemetery - 75-100 unknown

Newnan - Oak Hill Cemetery - 268 Confederate

Resaca - Confederate Cemetery - the first Confederate cemetery in Georgia

Rome - Myrtle Hill Cemetery - 377 Confederate, 2 Union

Savannah - Laurel Grove Cemetery - 1,500 Confederate, 8 generals

Stone Mountain - Stone Mountain Cemetery - 150 Confederates

West Point - Fort Tyler Cemetery - 76 Confederate and Union, 1 general

A sampling of Georgia's Civil War cemeteries:

Cassville Cemetery is named after a town burned by Sherman in 1864 after the fall of Atlanta and holds approximately 300 Confederate soldiers and 1 general who died in eight local hospitals. The United Daughters of the Confederacy placed marble headstones in 1899.

Marietta boasts both a National Cemetery and a Confederate Cemetery. The first contains over 10,000 Union soldiers, only 7,000 known, who died in the Resaca campaign. The second is the largest Confederate cemetery in the state, holding 3,000 soldiers who died in local hospitals, in battle, or in an 1863 train wreck. Wooden markers were replaced in 1902 by marble headstones.

Oakland Cemetery has 2,500 Confederates buried in its grounds as well as five generals. Alexander Stephens was briefly interred here. It is Atlanta's oldest cemetery, and soldiers began being buried before Sherman's March, having died by wounds and disease. Wooden markers were replaced by marble ones in 1890.

Friday, October 23, 2009

seasonal

They had met once before, when the frost had licked at their eyelashes and the sky had burned bone-white.

Marivy was a slender, half-aware thing then, growing famous for his duels and sly smile that cost kings small fortunes. But he had not become the Courtier yet; he was certainly a man of the Blue Court, all silver and sapphires, but thus far he had not dominated the marble floors.

His dear opponent had just passed his final trials to knighthood. Somewhere the chaos of battle, an angelic soldier of the Eastern Nations fell under his blade. He took the elite's last words and letters, but not his wings. All he needed to do was return these to his Queen. A brief bow in her throne room sent his position sliding upwards with all the benefits his country could bestow. He was a knight, a man of the broadsword and plated armor, something unique and not to be tampered with. His intimidating looks did not mean ladies did not try desperately to seduce him and men did not cast stones and daggers at him during daylight and in the night.

The Red Court and Blue Court had opposed each other longer than the dragons had struggled for power in the seas. Sometimes the dance was dangerous and brutal, other times one might not even realize a struggle was occurring.

But this the Knight knew, and he was wary when the Blue Court sent an ambassador to visit the Queen for his ceremony. Of all her knights, he was the strangest looking and had received significant attention from his fellows, the Queen's courtiers, and other countries. Of his mother's four children, he was the second oldest and utterly pale. He had been gifted a white horse teasingly in his youth and a small albino cat after he passed his first trial. The Queen was rumored to be finding him a white drake he could put out in the fields or kill, whichever he preferred.

He did not have red eyes, like most albino animals, but no one could look at him and consider him normal. Rather tall, broad-shouldered, and yet somehow strangely off-white, he came across as a strange, wild stag untamed but for one lovely woman. The Knight took advantage of this; he stayed silent and strong. As an indicator of his desire not to be disturbed, he had broken a fellow courtier's arm when he was threatened two days before his ceremony.

He was outside in the wintry weather contemplating just that injury when the Blue Court's petite ambassador approached him.

Like always, the Knight wore a thick red scarf at his neck and his Queen-kissed sword at his side. In stark contrast to his shining, snowflake-brushed plate armor, the courtier of the Blue Court had on dark, tight clothing: a detailed black doublet over a much more flowing shirt. His equally hued breeches were tied to the doublet with fine, colbalt blue ribbons. His cloak descended down to his hips just as his hair touched down to his shoulders. He walked with casual importance, amusing himself looking at the sky turned white with snowfall.

He paused before the Knight as if the encounter was spontaneous, though it was everything except that. "Wonderful to see you here, Sir Asahel," he said easily, smiling for the first time at the Red Court soldier. It was a moment that would forever haunt the Knight, though he wasn't particularly aware exactly why during the first time they met. Nonetheless, something about that smile was a little too loose, a bit too crooked, dangerous like a throwing knife.

"I have not been knighted yet," the Knight replied, finding himself uneasy at the other man's knowledge of his name, very close to his truename. "But it is -" He stopped then started again. "The weather is likely more entertaining than what you see down south?" He stumbled almost immediately, wincing at himself. He wasn't ready for the inter-Court conflict hidden behind shadows, but the ambassador was there anyway, smiling like a streetside butcher.

The Blue Court courtier shrugged politely. "Oh, it is something to witness. All of this is." His eyes were on Asahel suddenly, and the Knight imagined that the heat radiating from his face had nothing to do with his heavy armor or the thick scarf at his neck.

"I hope to entertain you," he said without thinking.

Then his skin truly flushed, so he stared right over the ambassador's head, wanting a Blue Court knight to turn from the green-stripped woods to run him through.

Whatever the courtier's first reaction, his second was more noticeable and could not be ignored. He bowed slowly and sweetly and, upon rising, introduced himself plainly. "My name is Marivy."

As the Knight looked at him, the courtier's eyes flashed up, ferociously icy blue, a kind of color no one in the Red Court had. Asahel fell into fascination without even moving physically. He stiffened and saw straight through the man before him, into shadowy danger, political unrest, assassinations, seductions, all that came with being a true, utterly royal courtier.

Asahel had no time to react: in a second, Marivy had stepped forward, and, even though he was shorter by some length, the courtier stood on the front of his feet to reach up towards the Knight's face. His lips were abruptly by Asahel's - pale, cold lips that breathed betrayal and murder and soft nights on silk sheets.

"But you can call me whatever you want, Knight."

Asahel glanced down so stiffly he thought his armor had frozen over. Marivy's eyelashes glistened with frost, and his blue eyes burned darkly. His smile was the most dangerous thing the Knight had ever seen in his life - his mouth was inches from the courtier's. Everything and God urged him on to kiss the other man, though he had rarely felt any attraction to anyone since his trials started, but still he could feel his body responding, moving forward, to claim those enemy lips.

Marivy's bare hand pushed against Asahel's plated chest, not to move him but to remind him of reality, and the courtier was like the snow, slipping away past him without the slightest remorse.

Blinking slowly, it took Asahel some time to realize he had encountered his first true opponent and possibly his very last. He did not turn to watch the courtier go, but he knew the man was walking away only with the intent one day to return and harm him however he could.

That day Asahel became the Knight of the Red Court.

Marivy's own induction to the Blue Court came after the Red soldier's ceremony, a few more days before he went back north. In that time, Marivy slept with one of the Queen's handmaidens for mild gossip about her mistress and then poisoned two royal cooks, causing a third of the Court to complain bitterly for the next few months of the spicy, overdone nature of the lamb and beef. It should be known that Marivy's Prince took great comfort in irritating his rival politician, even the most minor aggravations. So when the young duelist returned home, his Prince brought him fully into the Court, giddy with gossip and murder, and, within no time at all, Marivy was called the Courtier of Blue.

Barely six months had passed before the Knight and the Courtier met again, now in springtime on the cusp of summer, where the sun baked souls and startled men out of their normal wary ways.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

idea 1 - courtier/knight

Our knight is albino. Yep. I said it. Let's just go there. Like, fuck it, let's just go there. White hair, pale eyes, super pale skin, should have died in the wild sort of deal. To add a splash of color to our dreary world, he's going to wear a banana sort of thing around his neck. None of the special little patterns, just straight up bright red.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Possible slash times

Idea 1:

A sort of Dark Court - I have a good vision of a courtier in the crowd watching a new knight approaching the prince/queen/ruler. To make it interesting, I had in my mind both sides being evil - no one is good in this world. However, I enjoyed the idea of having the knight have white hair or some other really "different" quality about him - colorlessness being an extreme indicator of that. The courtier is a manipulator, a spy, someone not to be toyed with but his power is all subtle, his strength subdued until the last minute. The knight is his opposite, easily: his power is outward, external, brute strength, sword, shield. Nonetheless, he falters at the sort of fight the courtier can offer. The first scene, the knight walks up to the ruler and there is a large crowd of courtiers watching, and our main courtier does something different, looking sharply at him or shifting or scoffing, something. The knight abruptly turns his head and looks at the courtier - and instantly the two realize that they are destined to have a power struggle.

The second scene is at the end of a castle hallway. The courtier is talking to a servant or someone of a lower caste at the end of the hall, by a huge stained glass window. The knight approaches, and it's not obvious at first he's heading for the courtier, but he is. He gets to the courtier and shoves the servant out of the way (down on the floor) without care. He slams his fist into the wall, and the courtier is trapped between the wall and him. The knight threatens him, saying he knows his tricks, etc. The courtier is at once fearful and challenged, and ends up with the upper hand, making the knight even more uncomfortable and wary.

Another thought was that the Knight and Courtier are from two different courts (red and blue? since black/white doesn't really apply...) but the Knight is sort of ambassador-ing. The Courtier is a known seducer/killer/de-powerer of these sorts of ambassadors. Imagine Versailles, beautiful gardens, lots of places to get lost, get killed, get kissed. Stripping of dark, velvety clothing and polished armor. Pushing against huge hedges, groping through cloth, panting, then having the other move away, totally in control. It could become a giant waging of power - whose in control, whose dominant, who will kill or kiss or commit a crime first. The red/blue could be interesting in a vague way, considering both courts are somewhat "evil" and very focused on dark colors / dreary tones (or white), not at all about color. That could be a turning point in the story, actually, where color becomes important. Maybe during sex, during killing?

Title opportunities range fantastically, but to a degree, I do enjoy the thought of "The Knight and the Courtier" or "The Courtier and the Knight."

Other alliterative possibilities (you know how they make me weak):
"Kiss Me or Kill Me"
"Kiss Me, Knight"
"Kill Me, Courtier"

Saturday, October 17, 2009

unethical TA is unethical

Taste of blood in my mouth and in the air
And to top it all off I'm losing my hair

Boy's still in bed, handprint on his ass
Tell him to wake up, that I'll see him in class

And no, I'm not bumping up his grade
Throw him a twenty, at least he got paid

Stole that President out of his pocket 
He didn't deserve it, he shot like a damn rocket

Old  Hickory can fuck it, bitch started the Trail
Do that nowadays, your ass would end up fucked in jail

Richard Lawrence should have checked the weather
Instead he rotted away in straps made of leather

Old Andrew Jackson got saved by humidity
But now we get to question his Presidential validity

I'd say that in class, but I'm just a grader
Don't look so incredulous, don't be a hater

I'm decidin' if kids get to keep their HOPE
"Ugly fucking handwriting, financial aid - NOPE!"

It's not about ethics or honor or some promise made to God
Please, for 13k a year, I'm sittin' in front of a firing squad

Trying to pay bills, buying books on declining gender and Foucault 
What ever happened to George Washington and good old Rousseau? 

Disgruntled, maybe, bitchy, yes, still going to educate your kids in four years?
Please, little metro rich bitch white wife, whine more, I feed on your fears

Until then I'll sleep in my office, grade until seven AM, fuck your son before class
Really, darlin, the only good thing about this job is slapping his sweet undergrad ass

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

all it comes down to seconds

My life is about minutes.

How many more snoozes can I hit on the alarm clock? Each are five minutes. Five more minutes seems like such a good idea. Each. Time. I. Hit. The. Snooze.

Leaving at 1:45 to get there at 2:15... or what about 1:52 or 1:55 or 2? Could I make it at 2? My professor starts 15 minutes early and holds us over about 10 minutes each class. Minutes of my life I want and want back.

What about 3:30, then? Leave at 3:15? Is that too late? Am I going to be a minute late and have to knock on the door? Or should I leave at 3:08? Or is that too early? A few minutes of conversation with my colleagues? What does a few minutes of talking do? Do people like me more after those few minutes?

Then it rains. And the rain keeps coming, endlessly. I can't even count minutes there. It's just forever and ever. Need to appreciate that more, probably. :P