"I don't like her thighs. Too... jiggly."
"You never look at the right places. What a rack."
"You can practically see the scars from here."
"Ugh, don't look for those! Just ---"
**
"Look at those creepy guys."
"Aw, I don't think the guy on the right's all that weird."
"He's looking at your tits, like, right now."
"Um, no, his creepy ass friend is."
"He hangs out with that guy, so, like, by extension, he's creepy, too."
"So am I a dumb bitch by extension then?"