Friday, August 7, 2009

Did anything surprise you?

Yes.

I was surprised when I was a server at how fucking blessed I was.

I see my life in visuals, tiny details, and these are the things I always will remember:

  • my ugly black shoes I bought from Wal-mart covered in mashed potatoes
  • my hands stained with High-C Fruit Punch
  • melted chocolate ice cream pouring over bowls onto tabletops
  • asking women who didn't speak English for birthday cakes
  • gummy bears smashed into red carpet
  • staring out the window at the construction across the highway
  • stealing rolls, putting them in my apron, hiding them in the back room
  • scooping huge cups of sugar into a giant bowl for sweet tea
  • asking Peruvian boys for help getting boxes from high shelves
  • giving puppyeyes to old black man cooks begging for tin foil
  • people asking me for butter which I had to get from the buffet bar - huge chunks of butter
  • cleaning ketchup tops with rags, over and over, every night
  • smoothing my Beatles tie under my apron
  • eating cinnamon rolls with Lyz in the backroom on Sunday lunch
  • moving entire booths to sweep for crumbs
  • refilling the ice bins, flinging ice cubes everywhere
  • confusing diet cokes with cokes with diabetics
  • washing my hands enough the skin was peeling off
  • getting a couple of dimes and nickels and pennies as my tip
  • looking for a tip, finding nothing, cussing in my head, going to the next customer
  • being asked if I'm in high school, is it legal for me to work there
More, obviously, to come. But yes. I am glad that is not my life.

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